Crack Addict Nutcracker - Unisex Sweatshirt amusement park flanked by three white stars

flanked by three white stars on each side

Inspired by Halloween

with a vintage illustration of a woman in a blue skirt and white roller skates mid-stride among scattered dots

A golden-yellow swoosh banner displays "Baseball Club" in black block letters

Distressed white rounded text reads "Just Here To Bang" with halftone texture

Crack Addict Nutcracker - Unisex Sweatshirt amusement park flanked by three white starsNutcrackers have exactly one job and this one went ahead and made it a lifestyle. Somewhere a grandmother is reading that shirt, doing the math, and choosing violence at the dessert table. The Details: Vintage hand drawn illustration of a nutcracker in a red and green military uniform with a tall green hat dotted in white, gold brown face with a white mustache, flanked by scattered white snowflakes. Ornate white gothic serif text below reads "Crack