Beach, Please! - Unisex T-Shirt Color:True Royal Addressing the French National Assembly

Addressing the French National Assembly with the confidence of a kid who just made varsity is peak San Dimas energy

" spans the top

Somebody's gonna tap your shoulder at a bar and get genuinely emotional about a place that's just a font choice and some strategic ink distressing

Inspired by The Shawshank Redemption

becoming quietly sacred ground

Beach, Please! - Unisex T-Shirt Color:True Royal Addressing the French National AssemblyPunctuation invented plausible deniability, and a single comma is out here doing more legal work than most defense attorneys. A distressed vintage sunset just means you've been telling people off at the beach since 1987. The Details: Distressed white cursive script reading "Beach, Please!" overlays a retro circular scene. A golden orange sun disc fills the upper portion with horizontal pink striped bands at the bottom, and a black silhouetted palm