Waiting for Halloween - Unisex Hoodie Color:Black Stylized old English text reads

Stylized old English text reads "the Arches" with spaced uppercase text below reading "RESTAURANT" followed by "3334 WEST COAST HIGHWAY" and "NEWPORT BEACH

Bold white block text below reads "BEN DRANKIN

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White hand-drawn sailboat illustration sits above small wave lines

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Waiting for Halloween - Unisex Hoodie Color:Black Stylized old English text readsSkeletons waiting for Halloween have the patience of someone who started counting down on November 1st and meant it. Commitment to a holiday is admirable until you realize you've been dead longer than you were alive. The Details: Distressed cream serif text reads "Waiting For" above a weathered illustration of a skeleton resting its chin on its hands atop an orange jack o' lantern with triangle eyes and a jagged grin, green sleeves visible on its