The Pork Chop Express - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL Johnny's face replacing Jefferson on

Johnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence

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Killian's network turned snuff television into appointment viewing and somehow kept the sponsors happy

Announcing you're the clone means the original checked today's schedule and opted out entirely

Inspired by Short Circuit 2

The Pork Chop Express - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL Johnny's face replacing Jefferson onJack Burton Trucking Co. promises reliable freight from a guy who spent half his last job unconscious in a sewer while Wang Chi handled everything. Delivery terms are flexible and the invoice just says "it's all in the reflexes." Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: Red comic book starburst frames bold black hand drawn text reading "THE PORK CHOP EXPRESS" with decorative retro asterisks flanking the letters. A distressed white semi