Balls Deep in Christmas Spirit - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt wheeling Distressed golden-yellow text reading "STATEN

Distressed golden-yellow text reading "STATEN ISLAND ROLLADIUM" curves along the top of a circular border

police procedural nostalgia

inspired by the unforgettable Laverne & Shirley theme song

Cartoon illustration of Han Cholo wearing a white tank top

bearing white stars across blue-inked wing feathers

Balls Deep in Christmas Spirit - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt wheeling Distressed golden-yellow text reading "STATENOrnaments hanging that low on a branch are doing exactly what the designer intended, and everybody at the holiday party knows it. The stars scattered around are just there to give your grandmother plausible deniability. The Details: Bold red retro text reads "Balls Deep" above a green pine branch illustration with two distressed red ornament balls hanging from it. Red text reads "in Christmas Spirit" to the right of the ornaments, surrounded by