Santa's Financial Backer - Long Sleeve T-Shirt newton Red neon-style lettering reads "MADAM

Red neon-style lettering reads "MADAM RUBY'S" at the top

Distressed white block text in a bold sans-serif font reads "JUST HERE TO ESTABLISH AN ALIBI" across three lines

with a carrying case labeled "CHICAGO" beside her

Hauling your existential dread into the woods just gives it better scenery

smaller golden-yellow text reads "DISCO-RESTAURANT" and "333 SO

Santa's Financial Backer - Long Sleeve T-Shirt newton Red neon-style lettering reads "MADAMParents bankrolling Christmas are basically anonymous angel investors in a nonprofit run by a guy who hasn't filed taxes once. Every December you quietly hemorrhage money so a mascot in a red suit can take full credit. The Details: Red retro script text with a white outline border reads "Santa's" above "Financial" above "Backer," arranged at a slight diagonal angle. The typography has a vintage sticker like appearance with rounded letterforms and a