Doc Holliday 2028 - Unisex Tank Top Size:L Dark silhouettes of birds fly

Dark silhouettes of birds fly above a figure in Cornholio's raised-arms pose

The calendar changes but the human capacity for self-deception remains impressively consistent year-round

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Curved distressed white serif text reads "IT'S ALL IN THE REFLEXES" above "SINCE 1986

Embrace the season with style and a wink

Doc Holliday 2028 - Unisex Tank Top Size:L Dark silhouettes of birds flyDoc Holliday's campaign platform is tuberculosis, day drinking, and settling filibusters with a nickel plated revolver. Somehow still the most honest candidate on any ballot. Inspired by Tombstone. The Details: Red and white posterized portrait depicts Doc Holliday in a wide brimmed hat with a prominent mustache, flanked by red stars and a blue horizontal line. Bold blue text reads "VOTE" above large white distressed text reading "HOLLIDAY" with red