Fluent in 3 Languages - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M Bold distressed gold serif text

Bold distressed gold serif text below reads "ZIP LINE TOURS" with smaller serif text reading "Since 1955

Choosing fried potatoes over human conflict is the most rational philosophical position anyone has taken this century

Distressed white slab-serif text reads "REMEMBER

and "Surprise" along the bottom edge

Rocket Bowl stood as Chatsworth's space-age gathering place during the mid-century boom of the 1950s and 1960s

Fluent in 3 Languages - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M Bold distressed gold serif textListing sarcasm and profanity as languages on a gold star skills chart is basically a LinkedIn profile for people whose greatest achievement is making a coworker spit out their coffee. HR stopped fighting it and started handing out awards for honesty. The Details: Distressed white sans serif text reads "Fluent in 3 languages:" across the top. Three lines below each pair a golden yellow distressed star with bold, chunky distressed serif text reading