Johnny's Newspaper Delivery - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black Ben Franklin was a legendary

Ben Franklin was a legendary drinker who wrote essays ranking older lovers

A cartoon portrait of Charles De Mar depicts a grinning figure in a black top hat

Bold white sans-serif text reads "DAMONES" across the top

" and "NO DICE" arcing around the portrait

Bold white text reads "EDWARD'S" above smaller white text reading "LANDSCAPING

Johnny's Newspaper Delivery - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black Ben Franklin was a legendaryJohnny wants his two dollars, and no cliff, avalanche, or garbage truck is going to stop collections. Greendale's most persistent paperboy makes loan sharks look reasonable. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Distressed white brush lettered text reads "JOHNNY'S" at the top. A white line art BMX bicycle sits between smaller white text reading "GREENDALE" on the left and "CALIFORNIA" on the right, above a thin red horizontal rule. Bold white