Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - Unisex T-Shirt cocoa beach Smaller golden-yellow text reads 'ALL

Smaller golden-yellow text reads 'ALL PROCEEDS BENEFIT THE GLENBORO INMATES' above cursive script reading 'May 28th - June 2nd' with decorative scroll flourishes

A large white pixel-grid letter "R" built from square dots scatters into loose fragments near its center

Red block letters on a black background read "BOWL" below

" Cursive text at the bottom reads "Let's go find some rich stuff" flanked by small skull-and-crossbones ornaments

arched white text reads "BILLIE JEAN DAVY" over a high-contrast white illustration of Billie Jean with cropped hair

Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - Unisex T-Shirt cocoa beach Smaller golden-yellow text reads 'ALLBoating safety rules exist exclusively because someone already did the exact thing the sign prohibits. That stick figure mid launch off the stern is just a self portrait for anyone who learned what lake water tastes like at speed. The Details: Orange circle and a blue stick figure falling off a speeding blue motorboat sit above blue water splash lines in a distressed print style. Bold distressed orange block text reads "RULE #1." Blue block text below