Give-a-fuck-o-meter - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Black flanked by green vertical text

flanked by green vertical text reading "ESTD" and "1907

league nights filled every lane while neon hummed against the East Bay fog

light blue text reads "EST" and "1903" above distressed blue block text reading "BASEBALL

a cartoon illustration depicts two blue-footed boobies standing side by side

" A small white Predator skull icon sits centered at the bottom

Give-a-fuck-o-meter - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Black flanked by green vertical textCalibrating emotional bandwidth on vintage analog equipment seems excessive until the needle pins at negative three and physically strains to go lower. Peer reviewed data confirms the results are conclusive and the meter wants a refund. The Details: White line art semicircular gauge arc spans the top, with white sans serif numbers from " 3" to "3" marking the scale. A red needle is pegged hard to the left past " 3." Below the arc, white retro